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I love FaceTime & iChat, but the fact that neither are integrated into any other Mac app is proof SJ didn't get how much we like each other.
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@kenjisugahara we still need to have that meet up.
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@philmang I got em! Not helping tonight!
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http://t.co/o82lRAqO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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They used to call it "crazy legs" but now that's racist.
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Restless legs for days. I'm never going to sleep. Fuck you, it's a thing.
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Found this myself. No one sent it to me. It's fucking brilliant: http://t.co/sFFU7jWZ!
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The Community video game episode may be the best thing I've ever seen on television.
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Boobs.
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@HANNAH_HUNT_ perfect, make another album. Quickly.
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The Pitch makes me want to kick the shit out of my TV and then slit my wrists with the glass.
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Photo: I’m getting a little bit of a god complex. It’s completely unjustified, and will ultimately end... http://t.co/0UwpyEBX
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Finally! RT @parisreview: The smartest read for the smartest tech: App Time at The Paris Review http://t.co/0scbuxGO
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Want to take the old Landy on a camping trip up the Gorge. Need a nice windy dirt road to nowhere not too far out of PDX. Suggestions?
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@heysandybell who are those other jergoffs?
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I can already tell that tomorrow will be one of those mornings in which I wake up and have no i... (at @Lermitage_BH) — http://t.co/nlt2Kpk6
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More than a decade later, this is still one of my favorite New Yorker stories: Jumpers, by Tad Friend #longreads http://t.co/56Ng0jC7
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The Cold Side (In Which We Are Reserved & Utterly Dangerous) KARA VANDERBIJL for This Recording #longreads http://t.co/BkQc3Y01
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@earleytimes it's totally worth it. Subscribe to the print edition.
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Matt Summell's "Toast" in the new Paris Review is blunt, juvenile, and perfect. #longreads #fiction http://t.co/PPwZDk5J
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Dear Don Draper, Relax Already Adam Wilson and I feel just about the same way concerning MadMen this season. http://t.co/1ztrR26I #longreads
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The body showed no signs of struggle, but was missing her tongue. Her clothing was found to be highly radioactive. http://t.co/N1V61fDc
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The Ultimate Yoga Perv - The Story of John Friend Manuel Roig-Franzia for The Washington Post #longreads http://t.co/bhvh1WPV
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According to Oxford philosophy professor Nick Bostrom, we're all going to kill ourselves. Love this #longreads http://t.co/paC5YUVb
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Car Wars - Keeping our stock in GM FRED BARNES for The Weekly Standard Hate the mag, like the article. #longreads http://t.co/VhOBScUX
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"An Argument for the Elimination of Toilet Paper" - http://t.co/fDUHcVc7 Matthew VanHoven is the Martin Amis of poop. #longreads
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My initial reaction, if I may be frank, was, Same shit, different decade. Roxanne Gay on Trayvon Martin #longreads http://t.co/Mfsc9PiS
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The Shame of College Sports By Taylor Brand for The Atlantic The NCAA makes me weep #longreads http://t.co/luLGEpdP
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@ericspitznagel in my case it's completely relevant. For example, this is the best thing I've read this morning: http://t.co/AZWE8bqF
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The Magnetic Fields on Abstinence. Sort of. If @ericspitznagel ever requests an interview, hang the fuck up. http://t.co/RqCEJkTQ #longreads
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Malice at the Palace J. Abrams for Grantland Even if you don't give a fuck about basketball, this is brill: http://t.co/M7N1CTr2 #longreads
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"What Happened to the Girls in Le Roy" Susan Dominus/NYT Reads like a Stephen King novel post Red Sox book. http://t.co/CcG1ggiX #longreads
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Slow your roll @bookcunt. Let's start with periodical coitus, and see where it goes from there.
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"Cormac McCarthy's Spec Script and a Brief History of Hollywood Pooping on Our Greatest Writers" http://t.co/YUo72p1Z #longreads
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You're better than that, James. RT @JimGaffigan: The word "Grammar" is even spelled in an pretentious way. Now I"m going with "Gramm'r...
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You have only yourself to blame, nonce. RT @shot_caller47: Misstaken and missunderstood
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Clearly. Also; I love your bio. Did you write the whole thing yourself? RT @CaptainnJayee: my head is on a whole nother planet right now !
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Hopefully *they're all somewhat more intelligent than you are as well. RT @zaynmalik: I love our fans ! There all so beautiful ! :)
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Please delete your twitter account immediately. RT @Nick_Lenny_Da_G: of your not capable of inteligent conversation i dont want talk to you
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Even worse, *you're also a shit speller. RT @charlie_fi: #fourwordsyoudontwanttohear your a shit friend
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*then. But bless you for the effort, love. RT @switch0veride @copymatt Perhaps you should be rolling than.
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I've never met the Hungarian who could pass on a bacon sandwich. RT @adelemitchell: Five hungary mountain bikers = no bacon sandwiches left.
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*Brilliant Ponce. RT @LegendaryJoBros: I just watched breakfast at tiffany's. Briliant movie, I swear.
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Dear Coke Zero copywriter: It's *wear. You really should know better. RT @CokeZero: Why don't more players where the number Zero?
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While we're on the topic of grammar, it's "must have." RT @christofcr: He must of skipped English class. Horrible grammar and punctuation.
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*Jim RT @pattonoswalt: Talked about Tim Carey & The Rolling Stones with Martin Scorsese for 20 minutes. Now willing organs to shut down.
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*you're (and thank you) RT @lolared14: Your hot. #yesyou
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I'm glad you did *well. Now, try improving your English. RT @NiallsVibes: MY SPANISH GRADE WENT UP TO AN A-! I THINK I DID GOOD ON THE EXAM
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Those thins will make you fat. RT @BrooklnBomshel I am addicted to coco cola the sweetest and tastiest soda ever! The bad thins4 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'd worry about *grammatical errors after you fix your *ridiculous spelling errors. “@primerage:...so many gramatical errors its rediculous”
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@Merkwurdigelieb as handsome as you are, I'm afraid I'll have to pass.
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*Did *you *this? RT @ohheybrah: @kmccormi did u write this http://t.co/ubpFGNmu Obviously, that was penned by my hand, not @kmccormi's.
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I quite like this fellow's style: http://t.co/rKBl5Ngd I'm off to enjoy an espresso now.
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*a sweater (dunce) RT @SayHeyUhKid: so much depends upon a small chihuahua glazed with an sweater beside his older sister
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Are you sick of dog pics yet? Sneaking in a park map between calls. (Taken with instagram)
Limbaugh says Obama declared war on marriage.
His 1st, 2nd & 3rd wife were not available for comment.
@salvatorebondi it’s Porchy-Chelada season. I’ll be over around 8:30. @easysqueezy you should swing by too. (Taken with instagram)
Sometimes it seems like a sin to drive her on pavement at all. (Taken with instagram)
Watching our pilots argue with the maintenance guy over whether or not we should fly based on a fluid coming out of the engine. Really excited to get up in the air now! (Taken with instagram)
Bet you wish you knew what this stands for. Take a guess. Seriously. You get it, you can be in the committee.
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