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Photo: I really really really really really really miss you. http://t.co/kcJxrHOh
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Drinks with Mr G. (with Mike at Bluehour Restaurant) — http://t.co/kBuBpype
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Photo: If you’ve ever wondered where @cpbjeff gets all that solid gold, here’s your answer… http://t.co/vadxtFKq
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7,629? RT @ryantrebon: 29 CX races this season, anyone care to guess how many flat tires we had using @clementcycling tires?
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This is hands-down the most comprehensive data on Pinterest users I've seen so far: http://t.co/kw2cRkZ2
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RT @NPRinskeep: Yes, @davidfolkenflik did compare old/new media to "modern apartment buildings standing amidst the ancient ruins in Rome."
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"I wasn’t even there, I don’t really even know what happened, and I still couldn’t sleep without falling..." http://t.co/xwfXNS3n
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Photo: The best fights are the ones you’re not sure you can win. http://t.co/pkGdnqzH
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@kmccormi Jeff Buckley makes me miss you. A little.
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RT @OMGFacts: At 41, Ethan Hawke is the world's longest surviving AIDS baby!
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@andrewthieman so good. Come out in the spring and we'll take her for an adventure.
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The question is whether or not @path is going to respond by deleting the data they didn't tell us they were keeping. Do they give a shit?
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@littlepackage :( *kicks a cat*
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@littlepackage The sweater the sweater! http://t.co/dg0IkGuH
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@littlepackage if I provide the sweater and never disparage cats on the internet again, will you make me one of these? http://t.co/5NroSTZC
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Photo: Trying a new motivational approach - run when you get home, or put all your running stuff away and... http://t.co/0ns2GZ9M
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Things I Can't Ask My Date by JACKIE KRUSZEWSKI http://t.co/CNDAfMuK is getting good again. Just saying. #longreads http://t.co/LNV59eWv
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"At some point in our prehistory, we became much less aggressive and much more social." #longreads http://t.co/r4Bk3fjv
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"Why Is This Cargo Container Emitting So Much Radiation?" Andrew Curry for Wired #longreads http://t.co/zdAAezJ6
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This made me late for work: What Is Time? - Erin Biba for Wired Science http://t.co/Yoktg0QJ #longreads
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Read this: http://t.co/pFUQQxci and then spend the rest of the day imagining @BretEastonEllis' version of Dora's life story. #longreads
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Print this out and staple it to your face: "What You (Really) Need to Know" http://t.co/hSeUIsSw #NYT #longreads
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Anthony Haden-Guest provides us with yet another fistful of reasons to loathe Damien Hirst. GalleristNY. #longreads http://t.co/JDYbn8ie
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"What belongs to you has very little to do with whether or not you spend money or time on it" - Home - This... http://t.co/HXe3Rlhq
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"I first learned about cloud lovers in a police report concerning a man who received a blowjob from a..." http://t.co/zxX1uKWO
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"Watching her walk on point is a bit like watching a water insect skate along 5th Avenue. Guinness has..." http://t.co/4C22FVnV
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Canon Fodder: Martin Scorsese's Casino: Movies TV: GQ http://t.co/BTfHPFch
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"I’ve decided to commit suicide.” She said, “I think it’s a good idea. Why don’t you do it?” - John Cage http://t.co/l86pgYmC #longreads
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"I will never cheat on you but I may gain 100 pounds which is a different kind of betrayal." - - M. Kaling A... http://t.co/ZMZHcIOs
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"He could have set the Guinness Record for people who wanted to kill him." An American Drug Lord in Acapulco http://t.co/RhCt6D0 #longreads
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"Other observers have mocked seasteading outright, such as Slate’s Jacob Weisberg, who deemed it perhaps..." http://t.co/0Jvzimp
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“Oprah should stay the fuck out of literature" Percival Everett is all man. http://t.co/43wXZkX #longreads
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A Brevard woman disappeared, but never left home - Michael Kruse (via @joycekthomas & longreads.com) http://t.co/vPy5Wiq
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"Maraschino cherry nectar was turning Brooklyn bees red. Brown trout have personalities. Studies of..." http://tumblr.com/xwg3ua7o7b
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"I HAVE A BOMB IN MY BRIEFCASE. I WILL USE IT IF NECESSARY. I WANT YOU TO SIT NEXT TO ME. YOU ARE BEING..." http://tumblr.com/xwg3u0i0bm
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"He has data detailing his wife’s menstrual cycle for 10 years." - Invasion of the body hackers - Self... http://tumblr.com/xwg3r6vypa
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*Jim RT @pattonoswalt: Talked about Tim Carey & The Rolling Stones with Martin Scorsese for 20 minutes. Now willing organs to shut down.
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*you're (and thank you) RT @lolared14: Your hot. #yesyou
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I'm glad you did *well. Now, try improving your English. RT @NiallsVibes: MY SPANISH GRADE WENT UP TO AN A-! I THINK I DID GOOD ON THE EXAM
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Those thins will make you fat. RT @BrooklnBomshel I am addicted to coco cola the sweetest and tastiest soda ever! The bad thins4 weeks ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'd worry about *grammatical errors after you fix your *ridiculous spelling errors. “@primerage:...so many gramatical errors its rediculous”
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@Merkwurdigelieb as handsome as you are, I'm afraid I'll have to pass.
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*Did *you *this? RT @ohheybrah: @kmccormi did u write this http://t.co/ubpFGNmu Obviously, that was penned by my hand, not @kmccormi's.
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I quite like this fellow's style: http://t.co/rKBl5Ngd I'm off to enjoy an espresso now.
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*a sweater (dunce) RT @SayHeyUhKid: so much depends upon a small chihuahua glazed with an sweater beside his older sister
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@kmccormi, will you and Miss White please return to your computers? I'm dying of boredom.
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*emaciated RT @LPriceSOright: I just saw a picture of an emancipated horse on facebook and all I could think was "I want to be that skinny."
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*were *both the *errors RT @brennanMKE: I wish there was* someone on Twitter who would correct *my grammar and spelling * in my tweets.
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If he cheats due to your illiteracy, it's your fault. RT @GirlDictionary If he cheats and you let him back hes just gonna go and do it again
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*lose Also, don't be an arse on Twitter, it's boring. RT @alexhemingway93: If you ran as much as your mouth, maybe you'd loose some weight.”
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RT @GerryDuggan: I'd rather rear-end a school bus than make a spelling mistake on Twitter.
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Why use big words when a diminutive one will do?
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*I'm *intelligent RT @LeonaRodaIDIJ: YES! Im a BITCH! Beautiful, Inteligent, Talented, Charming and Hot.
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No, *you're wearing... RT @RealChuckie Your wearing colored skinny jeans with 3D movie glasses & the lens popped out. #StopThatBro its 2011.5 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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.RT @MsStJohn Dear Lord(,) (P)lease give me a man who can punctuate and spell. All others are turn-offs. :(6 months ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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*We've RT @JelloMoodMeter: We taken America's mood and put it on display in the Big Apple. Check out the JELL-O Mood Meter live in SoHo...
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If you’ve ever wondered where @cpbjeff gets all that solid gold, here’s your answer…
I wasn’t even there, I don’t really even know what happened, and I still couldn’t sleep without falling into brutal dreams.
Trying a new motivational approach - run when you get home, or put all your running stuff away and hang your head in shame.
[Flash 10 is required to watch video.]
Joshua Tree done and done. Sprinting back to Venice to watch the game @yoohoo202’s house.
No, no, no Kelmo, THAT girl can look cute in them.
Girls can look cute in @grahamwithers bowties, too.
“All knowledge, the totality of all questions and answers, is contained in the dog.”
— Franz Kafka, Investigations of the Dog
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